I have accomplished nothing in life. I'm a very mediocre individual with some wit and a last name that can be put to good use (primarily being the butt of many jokes and being called a tool farmers use). How have a I accomplished nothing? I got rejected from Yale, failed to receive a perfect score on my ACT (didn't take the SAT), I am not some amazingly talented musician like every other Asian musician out there (I play the clarinet, well played is probably more accurate at this moment), I got rejected from my current university's honor's program (I'm a stupid Asian, obviously), flipped my truck on Mother's Day AND the night before my AP Biology exam (wasn't going to pass anyways), and I only graduated as salutatorian of my high school (I lost to my best friend, so I can't be too angry I guess).
I'm just you're average girl so to say; I watch Korean Dramas and wished that some amazingly handsome rich Asian would come save me (without the crazy mother or father would be preferred); my parents have owned a restaurant for more than half my life (meaning I worked in said restaurant for over half my life); I'm in a sorority while being what most people would consider the most un-sorority girl like person they've ever met; I listen to Yiruma, One Republic, School Boy Humor, Super Junior (Lee-Teuk, please marry me), Broadway, Passion Pit, SHINee, and a variety of other bands; I'm going to college with a double major in Chinese and Biology to become a pediatrician and will more than likely pick up a minor in Spanish (yes, I am Taiwanese/Chinese and can speak Spanish, well, kind of); all in all, I'm just your stereotypical Asian-American, sorority girl, Korean loving, alternative music fan, procrastinating day dreamer with a few funny stories, some drama, and one crazy life to-do list, and I just wanna say welcome to my life as a Ho.
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